At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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