"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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