I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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