It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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