my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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