I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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