Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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