At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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