I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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