why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
