belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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