I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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