508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Randomize
