i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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