The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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