there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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