Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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