...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We're too hungover to prance.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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