He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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