awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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