Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Randomize
