Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
This toilet bowl is my home.
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