belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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