remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just tell him i said nine months
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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