lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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