I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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