you would pick up someone in the library
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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