roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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