So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Boobs are out for the taking
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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