Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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