Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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