Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Sext me about skeletons
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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