She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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