"it" just moved
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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