That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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