how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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