check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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