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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.

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(765): View more from Indiana

i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring

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(641): View more from Iowa

This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...

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(805): View more from California

Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

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(801): View more from Utah

Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.

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