we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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