What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
