I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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