i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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