That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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