i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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