I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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