yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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