I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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