I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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