I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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