Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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