Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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