Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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