why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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